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30-Day Money Back Guarantee
That's how confident we are in your results. But if you're not thrilled, send it back and we'll refund your purchase.
Orders ship within 7-12 business days. US delivery takes another 7-14 business days. Order by Dec 12 to have it hanging before Christmas. Free US shipping on every order.
The Santa's hands are weighted — drape them over any ledge (roof edge, gutter, garage door, chimney, fence). No nails, no tape, no tools. Takes 2 seconds.
Yes. Built from weatherproof outdoor-grade polyester — holds color through rain, snow, and wind. Rated for the full Christmas season outside.
110 cm / 4 ft tall — reads life-sized from the street.
30 days from delivery for a full refund. If your neighbors don't do a double-take, send it back. No restocking fee.
Hung it off my garage door Friday afternoon. By Saturday morning three neighbors had come over asking where I got it. Easiest Christmas prank I've ever pulled off.
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Just Works Why It
Simple execution, outrageous reaction. That's the whole formula.
Just Works Why It
Simple execution, outrageous reaction. That's the whole formula.
The 2-Second Install
Just drape the weighted hands over any ledge — roof, gutter, garage door, fence, chimney. No tools, no nails. The Santa does the work.
Full-Size, Street-Visible
110 cm / 4 ft tall. Reads life-sized from the sidewalk. Not one of those tiny ones that disappears from the street.
Rain, Snow, Wind — Handled
Weatherproof outdoor-grade polyester. Holds color and shape through the whole Christmas season outside.
Pack Flat, Reuse Forever
Folds down to shoebox size. Store it until next year. One-time buy, lifetime of chaos.
Why ChooseClingyClaus?
What sets the real deal apart from the $12 drugstore version.
Why ChooseClingyClaus?
What sets the real deal apart from the $12 drugstore version.
ClingyClaus
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Money-Back Guarantee
If your Hanging Santa doesn't earn at least one double-take from the sidewalk, send it back within 30 days for a full refund. We mean it.
CLAIM YOUR SANTAMoney-Back Guarantee
If your Hanging Santa doesn't earn at least one double-take from the sidewalk, send it back within 30 days for a full refund. We mean it.
CLAIM YOUR SANTA